![]() Read Chris B.Yelp came to BBB’s attention in January 2013. I bet if enough of it flag as abusive, it will get taken down and Chris will have to go back to his big fancy engineering office and figure out another way to try to impress people. Here is the full review for everyone to all go read. Maybe if you and your “buddy” could manage to make it through a meal without needing a sippy cup, managers at restaurants might be more willing to let you have a second drink. And you know what? Even if she doesn’t have a degree, it doesn’t mean that you are better than she is, so get off your high horse of engineering, roll your degree up into a tube, slather it with some oleo and go fuck yourself with it, Chris. There are lots and lots of people in the restaurant industry who do have college degrees. It‘s pretty fucking presumptuous of you to insinuate that she doesn’t have a college degree. Or maybe her degree is in engineering but she decided she didn’t want to work with a bunch of asshole like you. Or maybe she has a BA in theater like I do. Why do you need to see her college degree? Oh, wait, it’s because you assume she doesn’t have one because how could someone who works in a restaurant actually be smart enough to go to college, let alone graduate, is that it? Maybe her degree is in hotel and restaurant management. I’d like to see her college degree, and treat me like that.” He advises people to “stay away from this place” and then throws in one more dig at the manager: You may as well have said, “I’m a Gemini who likes long walks on the beach and here’s my review” or “I once pulled an enormous amount of wax out of my ear and here’s my review.” It has no bearing on anything and the only reason you wrote that is to make yourself feel superior. No one gives a shit about your educational history. Anyone with half a brain and Internet access can leave a review on Yelp, so it’s not like being a college graduate with a degree in engineering means your review is any more special than the review of someone else, Chris. Okay, that has absolutely no bearing on the review. “Okay, first of all, I’m an engineer, with a college degree.” My problem with his review is how he starts it: Chris is probably used to leaving things around that nobody wants farts that smell like broccoli and tuna or deuces into toilets that don’t get flushed. ![]() While Chris is certainly entitled to leave his opinion of the restaurant on the Internet, it’s a stupid review. Whatever the reason, she made the call.Ĭhris did not like that decision, so he created a Yelp account in order to write his first and only Yelp review. Maybe the smell of Axe Body Spray was filling her lungs to the point of asphyxiation and she just needed them to get the fuck out as soon as possible. Or maybe they had done something else that prevented the manager from wanting them to stay any longer. We don’t know why, but maybe it was because the manager thought they had already had too much to drink. After they ate, the manger told them they were not allowed to have another drink. He may as well have said “no homo.” Anyway, they ordered food and ate it which is pretty much what one is expected to do while in a restaurant. I like how he uses the word “buddy” instead of “friend” to make it very clear they are not in any kind of romantic relationship. It seems Chris ordered a drink and his buddy accidentally knocked it over. (I realize that tampons and douches aren’t the same thing, but it’s early in the morning and I’m writing this before I go to work…) Chris just left a review on Yelp and it’s full of self-satisfaction, ego-stroking and a bit of verbal masturbation. He lives in Tarpon Springs, Florida, but he might be better off moving down the road to Tampon Springs, because he’s pretty much a douche. ![]() ![]() Ladies and gentleman, let me introduce you to Chris B. ![]()
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